Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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