forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Randomize
