We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
me + whiskey = a bad person
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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