i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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