well most of my day revolves around power hour
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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