It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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