He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Pooping to opera.
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