Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You need a sexual gate keeper
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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