with your own penis?
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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