and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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