She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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