it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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