Christians are straight up FREAKS
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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