seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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