Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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