I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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