I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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