This girl is more easily done than said...
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Boobs are out for the taking
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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