thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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