whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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