i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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