my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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