Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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