question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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