Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Randomize