I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
He called his prostate his "boner button".
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize