Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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