Where is the hickey?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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