what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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