I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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