hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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