did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
