she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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