5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
do nipples grow back?
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