just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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