We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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