after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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