I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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