I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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