Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize