I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize