Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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