So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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