you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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