fuck your aforementioned shoe
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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