Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Green mimosas i think yes
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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