Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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