I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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