I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I bet he comes in French.
now i know why i became what i already was.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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