I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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