how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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