Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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