How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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